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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

drewspositivity:

Drew Chadwick - Stay With Me Tonight [x]

tankitkeaton:

Hotel California - Emblem3 (Eagles Cover)

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person